Chill-N Nitrogen Ice Cream is brought to you by the mind and mouth of the ice cream eating Danny Golik. And by ice cream eating, we mean ice cream loving. So much loving that he locked himself and some friends in a garage for six months, and 3456789 brain-freezes later... the almighty nitrogen ice cream equation was perfected and Chill-N Ice Cream was born. Praise be to whoever invented that nitrogen stuff.
We want you to think of Chill-N as the most laid back ice cream on earth. Oh, and the most delicious. The most delicious, and the most laid back. And wicked smart too. Science smart. Smarter than the polar bear’s toe nails. No, that’s not right. Cooler. Cooler than a polar bear’s toe nails! But ignore the toenail part. Yeah that’s it.
Chill-N is the most delicious, laid back, wicked smart, cooler-than-a-polar-bear’s-toe-nails-but-not-having-anything-to-do-with-toe-nails ice cream on the planet. This planet. Earth. But it’s probably better than all of the planets.
I mean, it’s NITROGEN ICE CREAM.
Your move, space.